O.K. its thursday nite which is karaoke nite and the bar is packed with a bunch of thirsty customers and wanna be ballers. The drinks are pouring and the tips are slamin then walks in this hot, hot chick with her 2 gorgeous girlfriends with little to nothing on. The women who were at the bar earlier are all but lost in the conversation that the new chicks have suddenly started up. The strange thing is that the hot chicks have been sitting at the bar for the past 5 minutes yet they haven’t ordered a drink as of yet. When you ask what can I get you ladies tonite and they reply “Uh’m we’re not ready yet”; Red Flag! let me tell you new and aspiring bartenders out there what’s really going on here. These 3 little hoochies are surfing the bar for fresh meat to see who’s gonna man up and say “hey put them on my tab”. Now lesson number one is don’t get yourself caught up in their beauty because last I checked beauty doesn’t pay the bills my friend. 2. Please I mean please don’t go for the winks that they will give you with a smile and toss of the hair. 3. When they ask what’s the cheapest thing you have don’t go for the sympathy move that you will give them the first drink. 4. If you see them engaging in a conversation with a customer who’s either a regular or a good tipper beware of them telling you that he’s paying for a drink for them when he goes to the rest room or he’s turned to watch tv or talking with another guest. 5. Always confirm drinks from any guest to see if they are really paying for a drink because when its time to pay and that cutie is gone that guest will say I didn’t buy her drinks I was just talking to her; and you will be stuck with an expensive tab on your hand to dispute. 6. Never ignore other women at the bar if you have a chick who’s getting a lot of attention because it will surely hurt your moo-laa in the end my friend. 7. Never waste time with a hottie on the bar who’s either indecisive about what to drink or is just flirting with you that’s distracting you from real customers. 8. Don’t get caught up if she’s playing with her boobs or licking her lips a lot just be very polite and stay focused on the bar. 9. Don’t let her order drinks and keep leaving the bar to use her cell phone on go talk to other customers at the bar, believe me she’s planing to skate on the tab if she can’t find a sponsor. 10. Don’t be fooled by crocodile tears of a death in the family or a break up or she lost something because if you fall for the okee-doke she will surely drink her ass off and leave you with a 50.00 tab or more it’s game young grasshoppers pure game. Finally treat each and every guest as if they are your only customer and try to equally give them your attention whenever they may need service of any kind. You can’t judge a person by color, clothes, class, gender or occupation for if they have class and good character it will show in their tip so make them all All-
Stars and watch the money pile up.
Happy Hour…
what does little water means? 